Funny

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  if anyone ever tells you that you’re fat-step on the bitch!

  Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

• We can wear black all day and throw things at happy people.

• Where are your rebel friends now?

• Let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day [we can blow shit up, too]

• They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Bullshit. It just makes you pissier.